It seems to be raining pot stories. If you missed it, look here and here. So the stories from a dope asylum continue to make headlines.
Colorado welcomes pot heads and wants to make sure the homegrowers and dealers don't sell you their cheaper weed!
Coming next to you is an odorless pot smoker. They came out with the e-cigarette and now there is a marijuana vaporizer that can get one high anywhere.
Now as you get ready for a special encounter, don't forget to stay safe with your cannabis flavored condom!
To see the real insanity of this asylum one need only look here!
Then again maybe we should join the movement legally and make money.
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Double Standard Sex
A teacher has sex with a minor student. Who beats the rap?
If the teacher is a male, publicity, prison and smearing are the least he can expect. Not to mention losing the job, registering as a sex offender, and humiliation to follow...mandatory!
If the teacher is a female, then the punishment will depend on the hotness. If A the teacher is unattractive, then the male teacher's punishment will apply. If on the other hand the teacher is attractive then all is forgiven.
If you want to see this FACT in action, look up past female teachers and male students and compare punishments. Start keeping track now, because I am sure there are other student-teacher sex stories on the horizon.
This also applies to same sex teacher-student sex. Attractive-no problem. Not Attractive-book coming at you!
If the teacher is a male, publicity, prison and smearing are the least he can expect. Not to mention losing the job, registering as a sex offender, and humiliation to follow...mandatory!
If the teacher is a female, then the punishment will depend on the hotness. If A the teacher is unattractive, then the male teacher's punishment will apply. If on the other hand the teacher is attractive then all is forgiven.
If you want to see this FACT in action, look up past female teachers and male students and compare punishments. Start keeping track now, because I am sure there are other student-teacher sex stories on the horizon.
This also applies to same sex teacher-student sex. Attractive-no problem. Not Attractive-book coming at you!
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Cat Venom
I have had a variety of pets in my lifetime. From the domestic to the exotic. From cats and dogs to fish and birds and reptiles and even amphibians. I've had them all you might say, and my least favorites have been the cats.
Cats make great pets if you spay or neuter them and declawing them would be a great idea. Outdoors is not a good place to allow your cats to roam. But cats can carry diseases that can be harmful to humans and they are overpopulating to the point that feral cat populations are going wild, no pun. Yes the feral cats are a big problem for the USA.
Now our genius science community has figured that a domesticated animal that licks itself, buries its waste, kills rodents, may have a deadly bite. Contrary to popular belief, there really is a disease called Cat Scratch Disease, and a scratch should be checked by a doctor.
Cats make great pets if you spay or neuter them and declawing them would be a great idea. Outdoors is not a good place to allow your cats to roam. But cats can carry diseases that can be harmful to humans and they are overpopulating to the point that feral cat populations are going wild, no pun. Yes the feral cats are a big problem for the USA.
Now our genius science community has figured that a domesticated animal that licks itself, buries its waste, kills rodents, may have a deadly bite. Contrary to popular belief, there really is a disease called Cat Scratch Disease, and a scratch should be checked by a doctor.
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