Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Love Shacks

If you go to Switzerland, make sure you choose the right shelter to dodge in if you need to. The Swiss have decided to open 'sex boxes' to make prostitution safer. They are built and opened for the sole purpose for men to have sex with prostitutes.

The 'boxes' advertise condoms, safe sex and aids prevention. These boxes are also to apparently rid Switzerland of pimps as prostitutes in danger can activate an alarm for help. These boxes are strictly auto drive-thru so pedestrians and bikers are out of luck. Ironic if you think about it, because a car is a shelter in itself!

The madness behind this operation is to rid residential areas of hookers. Men in Switzerland who proposition prostitutes in non-prostitute zones can face hefty fines. Switzerland has legal prostitution for the most part, and why not, prostitution is taxed!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

The Dope

Calling the cops about illegal activity is always a plus. Not so much if it is you that are engaging in illegal activity. Then again, going through life young, stoned, dumb and clueless will never end well.

If criminals break-in and steal your safe, aside from finding a different way to hide valuables, you will want to call the police. That would suffice to be put on the lookout for from law enforcement. As Richard Pryor once said, "...have a Coke and a smile and shut the BEEP up!" This would have been what this 19 year-old should have done.

Instead, he confesses his illegal activity, seeing that his employment is as a drug dealer. He admitted that the safe contained money and drugs!

As miracles do occur, the police were successful in recovering this man's safe. All he had to do was come and identify it and it was his. He came, he saw and he conquered as he identified his safe that he confessed had his money and marijuana and he was a dealer.

So needless to say that Officer K9 was waiting, and upon sniffing the safe, alerted the police to the "drugs" in the safe. The good news is that he did pay the $3000 bond, but he won't be going home with his safe!