Tuesday, August 13, 2013

The Dope

Calling the cops about illegal activity is always a plus. Not so much if it is you that are engaging in illegal activity. Then again, going through life young, stoned, dumb and clueless will never end well.

If criminals break-in and steal your safe, aside from finding a different way to hide valuables, you will want to call the police. That would suffice to be put on the lookout for from law enforcement. As Richard Pryor once said, "...have a Coke and a smile and shut the BEEP up!" This would have been what this 19 year-old should have done.

Instead, he confesses his illegal activity, seeing that his employment is as a drug dealer. He admitted that the safe contained money and drugs!

As miracles do occur, the police were successful in recovering this man's safe. All he had to do was come and identify it and it was his. He came, he saw and he conquered as he identified his safe that he confessed had his money and marijuana and he was a dealer.

So needless to say that Officer K9 was waiting, and upon sniffing the safe, alerted the police to the "drugs" in the safe. The good news is that he did pay the $3000 bond, but he won't be going home with his safe! 

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